Beware the dreaded 'man flu'

Ten times worse than bird flu (or so I've heard), man flu only seems to affect the male of the species and can only be cured by wallowing and indulging in sport on tv, wearing fleece trackpants and attempting to elicit as much sympathy as possible. If anyone wants me I'll be in bed watching the rugby highlights.

Alltogether now... ahhhhhhh


Anonymous Serge said...

Don't worry: nobody will come and bring you tea and biscuits, nor ask if you need anything else. You're on your own, mate... But don't worry: it'll pass. Look at me - already ten times the person I was yesterday. But just to make you feel better (and I hope you do soon): aaahhhhhh... ;-)

12:44 pm  

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